Oi, ye old fart, wots this 'aving a birfday all about, then?
I 'eard ye wos skippin' a few birfdays in the 'opes of attracting a few looks from tha birds agin.
Yeah, well good luck wiv that... them wrinkles 'll give ye away fer shure.
Any'ow, if'n ye insists on 'aving a birfday, well 'ave yerself a great day.
Oh, and not too many of these
... or ye 'll be up n' down all night taking a wiz.