You again! Can't go anywhere without you tagging along and making a nuiscance of yourself, can I?
Well just for your information, I've begun my own list... and you're at the top of it... AND the bottom of it... not to mention several places in between.... just in case I miss you and the beginning or end.
In fact, you're the only person on my list thus far, so EXPECT some attention in the very, very near future.
Oh, and have you still got that airy, fairy 'old-lady-looking' type moustache? Well I suggest you shave it off pronto. From what I hear, Doc has a toilet brush with amorous ideas thanks to your under-the-nose hair.... and you won't be able to blame Doc if it breaks loose and ends up at your place with an exceedingly stiff handle.
I'm quite surprised you still have it, to be honest. After Christine slapped you around the jowels with that trout a few times, it's a wonder you can stand the fish smell so close under yer nostrils. Yup, I'd shave it off if I were you.
And Dave, question my discretion, would you? Expect another installment of likewise treatment very soon, you deserve it. 
