Just my wishes to all...as you sit trapped hopelessly for hours, like millions of other Americans....
Happy Thanksgiving!
"UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - Across the nation on Thursday, millions of Americans found themselves trapped for hours with no hope of escape. As the day wore on, victims found themselves ensnared in numbingly boring conversations about hobbies and children as well as pointless political arguments they could have sworn were identical to those they experienced a year ago to the date. "Just kill me right now," millions reportedly said in their heads. According to experts, the ordeal is expected to drag on for most of the day and victims are urged to consume as much alcohol as possible." - Andy Borowitz
