Until I got my first computer I always assumed an 'Illegal Operation' was when the doctor left the sponge in.
The blue screen of death was bad enough but did they have to call it "Illegal" for krikey sakes?! Microsoft didn't take into account all of the "pillow people" who were afraid to take the tags off of their pillows for fear of the "penalty by law upon removal" printed on them.
Oh...it's early Christmas Eve... Got to get my elves back to work!
((((((HUGS to all who want one!)))))))))