Well, Master Tom a.k.a. "The Skinning Machine" is a year older and we're all a year richer in the skins he's uploaded here!
I hope it's a great birthday for you!
May the day be filled with the things you love most!
Here's your card...and may a thousand more skins and Master Skins be in places one and two on the list!
Which actually started as

But I said to myself, "Self, Tom's a gentleman."...
Then I said...