Happy birthday, Spencer... yeah, it's that day!
Hoping you enjoy it the way it should be done...remembering how old and infirmed you are. Looking at the bright side, at least you aren't as old useless as Congress...yet. Oh yeah, and you still have a pulse. At least you did when I checked yesterday...well, with Obamacare, there's no hope for next year... since I'm on your panel. Mwahahaha! 
I'm really amazed at how it's been a yet another whole year since I didn't buy you anything for your birthday. 
But here's a card. Anyway.
