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Who am I?

October 17, 2002 1:17:53 PM from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums
Some comedian stole my act! I’ve been saying this for years when talking about actors and movies, and I saw a comedian the other night use this material in his act! … heh, well just in case you didn’t catch it, who am I?

I’m a fighter pilot… I’m a pretty good fighter pilot, but I lose confidence in my abilities.
I meet a girl who teaches me to love and in return I gain confidence in my abilities once again.
I become a great fighter pilot…

I’m a pool player… I’m a pretty good pool player, but I lose confidence in my abilities.
I meet a girl who teaches me to love and in return I gain confidence in my abilities once again.
I become a great pool player…

I’m a race car driver… I’m a pretty good race car driver, but I lose confidence in my abilities.
I meet a girl who teaches me to love and in return I gain confidence in my abilities once again.
I become a great race car driver…

I’m a bartender… I’m a pretty good bartender, but I lose confidence in my abilities.
I meet a girl who teaches me to love and in return I gain confidence in my abilities once again.
I become a great bartender…

I’m a sports agent… I’m a pretty good sports agent, but I lose confidence in my abilities.
I meet a girl who teaches me to love and in return I gain confidence in my abilities once again.
I become a great sports agent…
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wombat_1
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Reply #1 October 17, 2002 1:55:39 PM
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And the final lines go something like this.....
I'm an actor, and I think I'm a bloody good actor, because I get paid lot's of money and have to keep beating women away all the time.
I meet an Australian girl who teaches me to love and in return I try to dominate her, but when she receives greater critical acclaim and earns more money than I do I lose confidence in my abilities and become insanely jealous.
She leaves me and I lose control, crash and burn ...... >

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Bangkokboy
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Reply #2 October 17, 2002 2:03:35 PM
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Maybe he watched too many of his own movies!
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Kinrik
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Reply #3 October 17, 2002 2:36:59 PM
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i've met australian girls...love the accent...

odd thing was, they kept talling me I had the accent...pshaw, as if...
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Kinrik
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Reply #4 October 17, 2002 2:38:51 PM
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talling = telling...sheesh...hooked on phonics...
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Kinrik
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Reply #5 October 17, 2002 2:40:27 PM
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hey Wombat, don't you ever sleep? isn't it like...what...5 AM there, or something?
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Reply #6 October 17, 2002 2:56:24 PM
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Wombats are nocturnal .....
And it is just on 0455.

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Kinrik
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Reply #7 October 17, 2002 4:27:10 PM
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heh...
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Reply #8 October 17, 2002 7:25:25 PM
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Where does one get sunrise/sunset tables for Oz?
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Koasati
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Reply #9 October 17, 2002 10:13:33 PM
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All I know is, it's always tomorrow there.
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Reply #10 October 18, 2002 11:34:35 AM
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I'll bite....Tom Cruise! Or am I crazy for even going there
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Reply #11 October 18, 2002 12:12:19 PM
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Koasati - how are we ever going to keep the Wombat in line, when he's always a day ahead of us?
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Reply #12 October 18, 2002 12:15:52 PM
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Wombat: What are the lottery numbers for the Dallas, TX lottery tomorrow?

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Reply #13 October 18, 2002 12:27:41 PM
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bkb searches for a globe, to see where the Greenwich meridian would wind up if the 180th is relocated to Texas.
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