GM - Tactical mistake #1 Kitty Kat! Or should I say tactile mistake, perhaps?

feline considers my options . . .

i don't believe in making tactical mistakes you know

i prefer to think of it as lulling you into a false sense of security!

as i see it, once you find and start the bumble bee music i will have you outnumbered 6 to 2!!!

of course first you will have to find the bumble bee music while unable to move from your seat, since there is this cat occupying your lap!

and even should you manage that, you have two hands at my ribs, while i have 4 paws, the tip of my tail, and my tongue to work with!!!

and in emergencies my sides, back and tummy are all furry, and fur tickles!!!

now, where were we?

oh yes!

feline *RASPBERRY* right in your belly button

just let me know when you have had enough and want to apologise

feline thinks GM should help me tickle fuzzy logic!

then, when that has been settled, we can get back to the question of your missing appology

Oh, and Feline?


goodmorphing ***Raspberry*** ***Raspberry*** ***RASPBERRY***

FL: Wooah, GoodMorphing, raspberry pie, custard, chocolate!!! THIS IS LOVE!!!!! goodmorphing sits beside Fuzzy eating raspberry pie, custard, AND chocolate, and sharing the love. Winks over her sholder at feline....... is he turning the music on?

goodmorphing Innocent.... here, Fuzzy, Have another big piece!

Wow.. so u guys talk about these stuffs huh? cool!

GM - Winks over her sholder at feline....... is he turning the music on?

feline just lies here, apparently asleep, watching GM and fuzzy eat

feline is pleased to see them eating, and waits for the sedatives in the raspberry's to kick in

seeing you two starting to nod of, i run into the basement and grab some supplies

ooh, what could i possibly be planning with all these ropes and chocolate handcuffs!

feline *innocent expression 31*



feline ties the sleeping fuzzy into a nice ball shape

now we can hang fuzzy here, as a gently swaying decorative centre piece

and now for that naughty little GM who still hasnt apologised!

feline decides we want GM spread out on the soft floor, hardly able to squirm!

now that is a nice looking cat bed! and i get to bat at the fuzzy chandelier as he swings past.

now for some quiet bumblebee music in the background

feline settles down for a dose on GM's tummy while waiting for her to wake up

Is this why I've been yawning all day? And I thought is was stress from this ****in computer...

FL: Is this why I've been yawning all day? And I thought is was stress from this ****in computer

I think it could be endorphens and enkephalons from the pie, fuzzy!

feline: I dont really care how you got to be a cat bed, it is sufficient that you are a cat bed

goodmorphing thinks cat logic is sometimes simple and beautiful, in its own style.

Since you are there, would you mind sitting on that sore muscle in my back, and could you purrrrrrrr....

dont worry fuzzy, i am here

just quite down for a few minutes while we tie you into a ball, suitable for rolling into the dusty corners

feline is sure you will make a lovely and cute little duster

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

YIKES!

goodmorphing thinks that is the problem with having a cat for a masseuse. They do very good though, you know, if they don't remember that they are also natural acupuncturists!

sigh... it can be very disconcerting when they decide to practice both skills at once.....

goodmorphing peels herself from off the ceiling and goes looking for that naughty kittykat...

feline quietly hides under the bed, waiting for my cat bed to settle down once more

Cats have a downfall you know!

goodmorphing busies herself doing something very mysterious just outside of line of view. Something very, very mysterious and fun sounding! And with some flakes of chocolate.....