HOW A SKINNER GOT HIS NAME
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Come with me if you will to a land far away and a time before skinning.
Picture the scene. A moonlit night in India. A woman wracked with pain. A man trying desperately to stay awake by drinking lots of tea.
Suddenly there it is. A screaming messy baby and a terrible choice.
The choice was hard and fraught with danger. And what was this most terrible choice you ask?
* cue dramatic music *
What to name their son?
* end dramatic music *
James (after his Father) or Philip (after someone else)? They grappled long and hard for what seemed like an age (but may have actually been seconds) and hit upon a cunning plan. They would use both!
But just when they thought they were out of the woods and running for home they found they had another choice.
* Cue stunned silence *
The choice was hard and fraught with danger. And what was this most terrible choice you ask? (Feeling a sense of deja vu yet)?
Why, it was which order to put the names. The wrong choice could doom their son to a lifetime of not having a catchy nickname. They sat and thought for another time that seemed an age (but may have ben seconds) and finally (after maybe even flipping a coin, although that may just be a corruption to the original story) bestowed the names on him. (He was also given the name Powell as a matter of course).
One day this bouncing baby boy (in his twenties) happened upon a wonderful land where wishes come true and dreams are made (and no it wasn't BoXXi's magical dragon land). It was called skinzorg or somethign similar. But before he could enter the wonderful land (flowing with skins and themes) he had to complete a task. The fiendish task was to find a name for himself.
Being an impatient sort with little imagination he just stuck his first two initials to his last name and entered the wondrous land.
And thus the skinner known to some as pj others as pjpowell and still others as 'The one who did that Thredz theme for DesktopX ages ago but doesn't do much else' and yet still others as 'Who? Oh, never heard of him.' got his name.
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Sorry for wasting your time here. The way I got my my nickname is so mundane I thought I'd make it sound interesting.