Now THAT would be a good idea... But it makes sense, so it won't happen

Corporations rarely make sense, you see.
As for selling out to AOL... Frogster, don't even JOKE about that
What would it be like if AOL owned Stardock?
- Windowblinds would revert to the standard Windows GUI every half hour, requiring you to reboot and reload WB.
- ObjectBar would refuse to work at random times, claiming "too many users are logged on right now. Try again later."
- OD demos sent out on free CDs bundled with major computer magazines. WC subsequently flooded with AOL users asking what to do when they hear the "you've got mail" alert.