Like the title says, slap some sense into me... I went and purchased myself a Pad, of all things.
No, not a sanitary pad but one of those tablet PC thingies.
What's worse, I don't even need the damned thing.
More to the point, WTF do I want a portable device for when I don't go anywhere much... or often?
Oh well, it has a 2 hour battery life for general use, so it may just... just do the job if I take it into the crapper with me.
I blame my mother for this! Yup, it's her fault!!!
Yeah, when she was here a couple of weeks ago she bought us this nice rug for our lounge room using my email address, and from that I get these weekly offers for other specials.... and from that [call me stupid] I purchased this Tablet/Pad thingie.
I just couldn't help myself... honest! It was only $99.00 Oz bucks online... down from a supposed RRP of $399.00. I mean, how could I leave it there, right? And there was me, never going to ever buy one of these new fangled yuppy devices. Now you can slap some sense into me, or out, but don't call me a freaking yuppy. I'm just in curious mode, that's all.... and at least it ain't one of them confounded Apple things with a damned i in front of it. Gimme some credit.
Anyhow, here's some of the details.... EZPad 7" multi-touch touchscreen tablet; Latest Android 4.0.3 operating system (Ice Cream Sandwich); Wi-Fi ready; 1080P video capable; Flash 11 Compatible: USB 2.0 and card slot [supports up to 32gb] for additional storage.
Okay, it's not a top name brand or a high end device like the iPad or Samsung Galaxy, and it's only a 7" screen [still big enough to view centerfolds on the Playboy site], but for under a $100 I can't complain and it'll keep me company in the lavatory... just gotta be careful not to accidentally set off the camera while I'm in there, being it's Wi-Fi capable n' all. I can embarrass myself without inadvertently posting pics of myself perched on the throne.
Orright, that's it.