I'll tell you what i told my ex-fiance/present girlfriend (they are the same and dont ask) who has a kid (9 year old girl) and who for a short time worked at what i think the CDC (Center for Disease Control) should condemn as a health hazard... a pre-school.
I told her kids are like pestilence. They are like rats. They spread diseases, sickness and parasites faster than any rat can. Always coughing and wiping their noses (and asses most likely) with their hands and then running and touching each other. I mean i wouldnt even consider going to a preschool without some sort of HAZ MAT environmental suit on.
Yeh i guess thats why they are dubbed "rugrats" hehe. Yeh i know all you breeders out their love you kids but invest in some anti-bacterial soap and scrub them down before they enter your house

. I'll stick with my cats haha.
As soon as the insurance kicks in i'm electing for the old "cut and snip" procedure. Now way i'll be the cause of a worldwide epidemic like Capt Trips.
Now go hug you kids and then take a shower