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Made me smile...........

February 13, 2002 8:43:02 PM from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums
I read this today and it amused me.......

- Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works

- Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works

- DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work

- Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work

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Reply #1 February 14, 2002 4:03:10 AM
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Aye.
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Reply #2 February 14, 2002 5:38:41 AM
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I don't want to know why I don't want to know this
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Reply #3 February 14, 2002 8:13:34 AM
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An Architect is a person who knows a little bit about a great deal, and goes on to know less and less about more and more until he knows practically nothing about everything.
An Engineer is a person who knows a great deal about very little and goes on to know more and more about less and less, until he knows everything about nothing.


And a client is always right......



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Reply #4 February 14, 2002 9:03:22 AM
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Oh, I know another of those job description things: "a designer is merely an expensive whore, aiming to fulfill his client's every wish, no matter how bizarre".

A friend and felow student once told me that and he was right damnit!
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Reply #5 February 14, 2002 9:04:13 AM
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felow ~ fellow

Us designers don't have to know how to spell.
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Reply #6 February 14, 2002 1:19:00 PM
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Now you see why wincustomize msgboard is so different from the other ones?

We -have- all the crazy people! =D
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Reply #7 February 14, 2002 1:27:06 PM
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Reply #8 February 15, 2002 10:23:23 AM
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so the logical thing to do is find the few sane people here and clone them.

feline sets about cloning self
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Reply #9 February 15, 2002 10:26:11 AM
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Jafo - And a client is always right......

this reminds me of a dilbert cartoon i keep on my desk at work:

Management training by Dogbert:

there are two essential rules to management.
one: the customer is always right
*shocked expressions all round*
two: they must be punished for their arrogance
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Reply #10 February 15, 2002 11:52:47 AM
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So, feline, sane is somebody who isn't quite sure what his sex is?
With all your respect, I think you're the weirdest of us all!
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Reply #11 February 15, 2002 12:21:08 PM
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but my logic is watertight

Elfkura - We -have- all the crazy people! =D

so, most people here are crazy. since they are all crazy, they all have "crazy" in common.
since i am not really the same as the rest of you, and you are all crazy, i cannot be crazy!

feline *tada*
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Reply #12 February 15, 2002 1:35:33 PM
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a chair has legs

aristotle had legs

thus, aristotle was a chair
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Reply #13 February 18, 2002 12:00:28 PM
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cats sit on chairs
cats sit on humans

as far as cats are concerned humans and chairs are basically the same thing

i once read that you can prove anything with logic by just picking the right start point
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Reply #14 February 18, 2002 4:31:24 PM
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Nothing is better than a Rolls Royce.
A bicycle is better than nothing.
Therefore, a bicycle is better than a Rolls Royce...

You can't fault logic...
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Reply #15 February 18, 2002 6:35:57 PM
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Conversely -

A Rolls Royce is better than a bicycle;

Nothing is better than a Rolls...

Therefore having Nothing is best.

(I always strive for the best!)

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