Well, Faramir, you should be afraid of werewolves. I will help feline tickle karma girl and see what happens next. But beware...much to the embarassment (sic? Jafo??) of my werewolf sensibilities, I am extremely ticklish.
I want to put in a little daddy/personal thing here:
Saturday, my 14 yo daughter, my 10 yo son and I tested for and passed our blue belt test in Korean TaeKwanDo. This was an endurance test and is the hardest test we take on our quest for a black belt. My children handled themselves admirably and I am quite proud of them. At one point we were sparring 3 adult black belts at the same time and my son, who is all of 4' 5", got in a couple of good shots

My daughter, who is shy and non-aggressive, but a former state ranked gymnast, kicked one of her opponents in the face and knocked him backwards during one of her 1 on 1 contests. This was a full grown 2nd don black belt dude. Hee Hee. He was cutting her just a little too much slack.
This was the hardest physical thing I have done in my entire 47 years of living. I thought I was going to pass out during the sparring portion (we have 5 individual contests, non-stop, then 2 on 1, then 3 on 1, non-stop. My peripheral vision started closing in on me, but I, and my children have prevailed. So, now just a red belt and then the black belt.
So, again, faramir, you should be afraid of werewolves, who are now, just a little bit, more dangerous.