Fuzzy Logic - This would be a good time to use the chocolate spank paddle. Unfortunately, I ate it... |
we know from studying the words of the great sage fuzzy wuzzy that people eating the chocolate spanking paddle just before someone wants to use it are naughty people. let us call this lesson A.
the great sage fuzzy wuzzy has also taught us that it is good and proper to spank naughty people. let us call this lesson B.
either i can produce some more chocolate spanking paddles, or i can use a different spanking tactic. simply placing new chocolate spanking paddles in the vicinity of a naughty fuzzy logic would be wicked, since i would be leading fuzzy into temptation, and surely i shouldn't be doing that *innocent expression number 14*
by the same logic, leaving a naughty fuzzy logic free to zoom off in search of more chocolate spanking paddles is hardly appropriate either
however, i have been able to see a solution to all of this, taking account of all of the lessons we have been so carefully studying
in moments we have fuzzy stripped naked, and strapped face down to the padded massage table.
now, i have 4 paws, and this seems like an ideal time for my penance