returning to the much beloved subject of coffee, why is this such a beloved subject? i suppose since i dont drink coffee i dont really see the attraction.
there is of course the school of thought that says that coffee is better than sex.
actually, this leads to some interesting ideas.
a) perhaps well over 90% of human males can be replaced by big cups of coffee.
Elf could be made happier by cloning significant other into a coffee based body created using the same tactics as the unicorns on the chocolate plannet.
so far, this looks like quite a good plan. less human males should mean more resorces for cats, along with increased oportunities for finding someone to settle down for a long and interesting chat with.
this does remind me, i never did post the basic design specs for the unicorns. the essential idea is actually quite simple.
since the unicors require a flexible and flowing outer coat / surface, with almost liquid qualities, the best tactic is to form it from a very large number of very small particles, that are held in position by a simple mesh of force defining the desired form.
this actually happens quite natteraly as a function of the mostly energy based life forms that are animating the unicorn forms.
the requirements for structural regidity (especially when Elf realises the posibilities of mountain drilling
) require a solid core to the bodies. but that also follows quite natteraly from the basic nature. since the fields tend to be layered up to the outer surface, it is simple to arange for alternate layers of liquid and smoothly flowing solid components all the way though to the core.
so, the same idea can be quite easily adapted to human shaped forms. so the main question this leaves us with is, should these unicorns have chocolate, or strawberry cream centres?
