feline... "Bad Glen! i am not going to let you get away with blaiming all your posts on Elf. they also contribure to the lenght of this thread you know!
"
Actually, Elf's got a gun to my head as I'm typing. I swear, I don't want to keep posting on here!!
feline... "you probably dont want to know about the average males around here. enought to put you right off men for life."
Seeing as how I've never been "on men," I really don't need any assistance on that one. And I find being above average doesn't help (nor does being conceited enough to say you're above average
)
feline... "and then all the interesting females seem to be already settled with significant others."
Yeah, well that, or they just don't find me interesting. And since I prefer the coffee seas to the chocolate land in your world, my neural pathways remain generally unstimulated. But I've always got my cat for companionship.
Okay, now I'm starting to pity myself. Quick, someone prompt me to talk about something that's good in my life!
(Really, I'm not nearly as miserable as I'm sounding today!)
