The event was held at Phillip Island GrandPrix track [where I go for the MotoGP, etc]....so my excuse for not going too was I see the place often enough already...
Truth is, you're a woos and didn't wanna get shown up by yer missus doin' tha course fasterer and betterer than you.
As for Terry, good on her for having a go and getting dirty.... now run her a nice hot bath and get out the Tiger Balm to rub on those bruises.