Actually she does look quite smoking.
My ex wasn't too bad, either... to begin with. Trouble was, she abused the privilege of going to seed. She became a whole paddock full... and the only thing that 'd go around her was the boundary fence.
I think Jafo might be right about "not for much longer", though. While you can edit your piece, there's no editing his quote of it. Yup, if I were you, I'd hider her reading glasses until this thread is long buried in the annuls of time.
There again, you could always plead insanity and say you lost your mind. 
