Damned TP manufacturers!!!
Not only have the bastards cut rolls from 240 to 160 sheets over the years, they're getting very slack when it comes to the perforations.
I mean dontcha just hate it where you reel off to the nearest perforation as to what's needed, and it tears off halfway up the next sheet.
So, not only are they short-sheeting us, we're not getting as many wipes per 160 sheet roll because we're left with too many half sheets that aren't big enough because the perforations don't f**king work.
I wrote to my local member of parliament about it... bastard! Like he cares! Didn't get an acknowledgement, even, that he'd received my letter. Bastard!
I even went to the post office to see if they were holding it there for me... NOPE, not a cracker.
The postmistress asked if I had addressed my letter correctly.
"Nah, fuck that! I told her: "I just wrote "Bastard, Brassall' on the envelope and bunged it in the postbox."
"So," she asked: "you didn't even put a stamp on it?"
"Nah, Fuck that," I said: "I just wrote Bastard, Brassall, the postman knows who that is, and the local member for Brassall gets it."
The postmistress then advised that I might try using a stamp nest time. Yeah, well I told her what I thought of that idea, that I was tired of wasting envelopes and I was going 'round there to give him a piece of my mind.
She said that I probably didn't have much to spare, but I didn't let that deter me... though next time I will go round during office hours.
Anyhow, so that I'm not fighting this rather serious issue alone, I want you all to go 'round to your local government officials and demand that they take action against manufacturers who do not properly perforate toilet rolls; it won't take up much of your time and you'll be doing a community service.
Oh, and did I ever tell you I hate bankers? 
