Called 'Emirates Day' now....shows how it's gone....
Bugger the Melbourne Cup!!! In fact, bugger horse racing entirely.
Fools go to the horse racing...
... idiots study the form guide
.... and even bigger idiots put money on them.
Me... I'd rather go to the doctor and have haemorrhoids removed.
NO!!! Don't do it!!!! We have grown to love that big thing beneath your pirate hat!
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Have you never heard of Fubar. Well let me enlighten you a bit. As snafu is situation normal all f***ed up Fubar is F***ed up beyond all recognition. Lets get with the program. lol
Two of the better know Military programs.
Have you ever used Foobar2000 Uvy baby?
What would you do ooo ooo for a Klondike bar?
-I got a "FOAD" once..... Apparently meaning "F**k off and die".....
...Damn i gotta go to work again...working 16 hours isnt fun it s.... mhhh how pretty that bed looks... pork beens and bakon i have forgottn to make myself a sandwich ohh coffee is ready...i can smell it from over here well im off cya
Work is WAY better than jail.
i read somewhere once, talk has very little value.
Fiddlesticks...
I brought beer if anyone is interested (insert brand here)
Talk is cheap.
If 'Talk is cheep' you're a bird....
OK, we can talk and drink!
Mmm, ever have sauerkraut with Cholula sauce on it? Pretty tasty, having some now. Don't think it'll go with the beer though. 'Course after the kraut & Cholula, probably won't even want the beer.
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