So instead of jumping out of trees and bushes you swung down from lamp post and jumped out from behind mailboxes? Interesting. And your nic was.....
Swinging down from lamp posts? Jumping from behind mail boxes? Who do you think I am, Metroman? Besides, you just don't do that shit when you have disabilities. [not only that, I wouldn't want a superhero name that sounds like or could get confuseded the Win 8 GUI]
Swinging? Well I had to quit that when I could no longer afford the Viagra.
Jumping from behind mail boxes? Well, the element of surprise is completely gone when you are hindered by and trip over your zimmer frame. And how was I supposed to fire a bow and arrow with that confounded contraption? No thanks, you can pin the Metroman tag on somebody else.
No, I was more a sit in a comfy chair on the footpath kinda superhero, and I'd hide my bow and arrow underneath a blanket until the rich folk approachethed. Trouble was, unless I got it in the window [which was very rare.. I wasn't that good a shot], the arrow would bounce of the metal exterior of the damned car and they'd get away.
So yeah, my days as a superhero were numbered pretty much before I even started. However, it was a beautiful idea... to be a modern day Robin Hood and relieve bankers and other parasite high-ups of their ill-gotten gains.