Dear Support,
I'm writing to inform you that none of that cruddy software boots up! I did everything Support said, but nothing works.

Doc
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Dear Doc,
What doesn't work, exactly? Also, what OS are you using. We'd love to help. 
Anthony Towler, Stardock Support
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Dear Anthony Autoreply,
Stop passing yourself off as a person. And why am I at the end of the queue? And why is my screen black?
doc
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Dear Doc,
First check if your computer is plugged in.
Anthony Towler, Stardock Support
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Dear Anthony Stardock.
Oooooooops. My Bad. As my way of saying "Thank you very much for all you do (and politely)".
Oh yes.... and "Happy Birthday, Dewie!". Have a wonderful birthday with your wonderful lady!
Doc
