and certainly better than when Po was caught in the boys room at school, where it looked like he was pulling himself apart.

Po has known that since a very early age.... like there was no way in the world he was ever going to win a dummy spitting competition, given his sucking ability.

Even as a very young child he could suck an all-day sucker through the eye of a needle

Woulda been one scary sight at breast feeding time, dontcha think?

Yeah, it's bloody shocking, ain't it. 

My advice.... take a couple of aspirin and go lay down for a while.

If the trauma hasn't worn off by the morning, make an appointment to see your shrink and blame Po when asked what prompted your visit.

After telling the shrink that Po is responsible, and he still sucks, exponentially these days, he will offer you some meds.

Take them... seriously, cos if you don't need them now, a few more weeks hanging around here and you'll need repeat prescriptions.

And if you don't need to use them all.... remember it was me who pointed you in the right direction if you need to dispose of them safely.

And just so that you know... I like red pills; blue pills; yellow pills; green pills; orange pills and even pink pills so long as they're not for birth control.... those tend to make me feel dizzy rather than high, low or spaced out.

That's your opinion!  For most of us, it was nice to escape... and remain on the lam.

Now there's the pot calling the kettle black.  You suck so much all air ports within 550kms of your house enforced a no fly zone to ensure [well hopefully] that no planes are sucked from the sky and down your chimney.  Yeah, the maintenance/repair people reckon it'd be a real bastard on the wings

Still, not as bad as Po, tho.  It has been suggested he could suck the barnacles off Davy Jones' locker.

This comin from the guy recently hired by NASA to recover lost hardware from black hole's.  .......

That would explain why the Sandhill Crane flocks here keep getting smaller each year. Now we know.

Nope... when HG deals with a pizza (usually pilfered), nothing, but nothing remains but an empty, well licked box.

And saves the well licked pizza boxes as a backdrop for for the crane's nest come mating season.

Ha!  I knew it, there is an ulterior motive to your closet bird watching activities.  Not only have you lured and captured, you are heartless, slave-driving captor for subjecting your captees to endless hours of rigorous training to eventually do your bidding.  Yes, I can see your reasoning here, in that these birds don't have to contend with traffic and hazardous road crossings, unlike a trained dog, but still, I'm wondering what the International Crane Liberation Front thinks about this.

I reckon they'll say it sucks.... but probably better than getting umpteen dog run over while crossing busy roads just to fetch you pizza.  So yeah, they will most likely frown upon it and insist that you purchase the best and most expensive bird seed to compensate our feathery friends for the toils.