We are getting concerned about you...
And so you should be....
Therapy has failed... counseling gave up on me ever being normal....and the anti-psychotic meds are as effective as smarties.
Hey Fuzz, do you remember when smarties came in a cardboard tube with a bright plastic cap?
Shoot!!! I do! Hmmm, maybe not all is lost after all. A sane childhood memory means there is still some hope left, right?
Quoting gmc2, reply 17every time I go to a porn site they redirect me here, go figure.
I KNEW I saw your avatar somewhere else!
Orright, now that you pair have admitted to visiting porn sites, please tell me, have either of you downloaded topless pics of Dolly Parton? Full frontals of Oprah Winfrey? Or maybe that home video somebody uploaded of Bill Clinton with his pants down around his ankles on a jetty in North Carolina yelling "hey Irene, come blow this."?
While the Clinton video and Winfrey full frontals would be amusing keepsakes, I'm more interested in the Parton pics and would pay a [insect] king's ransom for some to put under my pillow every night to dream on. 
@ DRJBHL, you old fart!!! Yours is coming, mate... yours is coming.
{anybody else hear the echo in here?]