Dingle Bert Humperdink
1313 mocking bird lane
867-5309
Pangaea
Hey, you live next door to my uncle, old Parsamonious Starkers.
You probably don't see a lot of him as he's usually out back in his greenhouse cultivating medicinal herbs.
Dunno if any are okay to put on pizzas.... most of the herbs I think he smokes, and the rest he bakes into cookies.
Told me yonks ago that he was on a health kick, but frankly, I don't think it has done him any good. He looks and sounds like shit and is always coughing and hacking up shit.
It's funny this comes up now, cos I keep telling him that he should respond to one of those kind people giving money away so he can afford to buy himself proper medicinal herbs instead of all the amateur crap he inhales, ingests, digests.
