Do they have a smell like regular cigs?
I heard...
they smell....
like...
chicken.
I pirate vaping a 510 walks into the FDA with a paper towel on his head. The FDA guys says what's with the paper towel. The Vaping Pirate says. ARRGGG their a bounty on my head.
The other night I was vaping an e-cig in my pajamas. I have no idea how it got into my pajamas.
So a guy walks into a bar and pulls out his new e-cig. The bartender says "hey, you can't do that in here." The guy says "no, it's not smoke it's vapor." The bartender pulls out a 5v mod and says "that's not vapor, this is vapor."
Yo mama so dumb she lit up an e-cig and smoked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brownsville Station has re-released their one and only hit...only now it's called 'Vapin' In The Boys Room'.
Sevearl other songs to be re-released...
'Vap Gets In Your Eyes'
'Vap On The Water'
Hey! The National Forestry Commission has just introduced it's new mascot...'Vaper the Bear'.
Then there was the stoner who tried to return his ecig. His big complaint was that when he tried to crack it to fill it with marijuana it wouldn't work any more.
Ted Turner plans to use CGI and go back and put ecigs in place of all the real cigarettes in all of the movies he colorized. Here's vapin at you, kid.
Ecigs may become the newest electronic device to hit the bedroom...for those who like a good vap after sex.
Soo a Preacher, Nun and a Rabbi walk into a bar vapin some PV's. The Bartender looks at them wide eyed "Is this a joke?"
A bum asked me, "Give me $10 till payday so I can get som cartridges for my ecig." I asked, "When's payday?" He said, "I don't know, you're the one who is working!"
Ecig Salesman: If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
A nun and a pornstar are on a flight. the nun pulls out her pv diy tube mod. She tells the pornstar she loves her 5v and was thinking about sneaking off to the restroom for a little satisfaction. The pornstar pulls out her mandingo rod and says she loves her 9v and that the nun should try it. The nun asks if the pornstar uses a cartridge or drip tip. The pornstar says i guess cartridges for my 9v but my boyfriend has gonorrhea.
Thank you. Thank you, very much. I'm here all week. Tell your friends. Adult show on Friday at midnight.