The Russians have found the body of an ET in the ice of Siberia... proof at long last that we are not alone in the great universe of ours.
Yup, see the footage for yourself and you'll be convinced as well.... that Roswell isn't the only place on the planet to be visited by ET's in UFO's.
Unfortunately, this alien was the victim of an experimental anal robe that went wrong, and his buddies left his remains behind in the ensuing panic.
Hmm, it's a bit of a sad end, really. He comes half way across the universe on a voyage of discovery, to make ma and pa proud of him, just to end up in the ice in a very undignified end.
I just hope the Russians give him a decent burial and at least try to contact his parents, family and friends beforehand so that they too can attend the funeral.
