Happy Birthday, Mike. People don't generally know that you showed signs soon after birth of your Vulcan heritage:
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Your anatomic oddities have been parodied on occasion by others
And even throwing a party aboard ship has become a problem due to your suppresed emotions
(pun below!)
Sooooo.... Today, we want your droopy parts (ahem!) to perk up with a pint (or to a point? hehe)
and for you to have a
Happy Birthday!!!
and despite your age, watch the "rejuvenation" process
And just enjoy your cake, mate!!!
