There was an earl from Glouster
Who was totally unable to foster
Good airs and graces
And Saving faces
So the good lady of the house he lost her.
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The was an old man named Bojangles
Who got himself into terrible tables
So One day he found
His bits n' Pieces on the ground
And that somebody had stood on his dangles
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There was a young Yankee named Tame
Whose life he was living in shame
For he could always be found
Where the rednecks abound
And first cousins are all called fair game.
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There was a young redneck named Frank
Whose wife he'd like to spank, and spank
She'd complain like hell
So he'd give her a spell
And told her she'd get worse if he were a Yank.
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There was a double agent named Fred
Who had all sorts if info inside his head
And though he aspired
To be finally retired
He'd forever be the red under the bed.
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There was an old pirate named Revered
Whose exploits were reviled and much feared
He frightened his crew
With a gigantic screw
And pulling a cutlass out of his beard
