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or what will they think of next.

February 9, 2011 9:26:05 AM from WinCustomize ForumsWinCustomize Forums

Did you ever wonder what Uncle Sam's DARPA has been up to? Check out the A-Z list of programs @http://www.darpa.mil/dso/programs.htm

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Reply #1 February 9, 2011 7:06:31 PM
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Well they have nothing going under j,k,u,v,w and x....so that's a relief!!

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Reply #2 February 9, 2011 7:09:34 PM
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Didn't see an entry for anti-gravity..... so they're still denying that one.

Also, didn't see an entry for Highly Accelerated Food Absorbsion.... where astronauts only have to smell the packet contents to absorb the calories.

Nor the spray on condoms.

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Reply #3 February 9, 2011 9:36:41 PM
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Somehow I knew that last one would get in there. You're a riot starkers.

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Reply #4 February 9, 2011 11:52:38 PM
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You're a riot starkers.

Now where have I heard that one before...hehe?

Oh, that's right... down at the cop shop when a bunch of us got arrested for going in public in outrageous fancy dress.  I was the one wearing black fishnets and a pink tutu.

Well they have nothing going under j,k,u,v,w and x....so that's a relief!!

On that, there is a secret entry for K and U.... tho under the same heading.... Kinky Underwear.  Apparently they get to test out all the good stuff before its shipped to the White House and various ex-presidents like Billy Clinton.

 

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Reply #5 February 10, 2011 1:23:10 AM
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a bunch of us got arrested for going in public in outrageous fancy dress. I was the one wearing .... a pink tutu.

I checked. You were busted for Felony Imitation of Mod, starkers.

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Reply #6 February 10, 2011 2:09:22 AM
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I checked. You were busted for Felony Imitation of Mod, starkers.

That was a trumped up charge and no conviction was recorded. 

However, I was convicted of frightening a little old lady.

Apparently the crazy ol' bird misplaced her spectacles, thought she saw something under my tutu and screamed "Flasher!!!!"

Was just my money belt because tutus don't have pockets... but there was no convincing her of that when she clearly wanted to have seen something else entirely.

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Reply #7 February 10, 2011 5:47:05 AM
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Which Mod was starkers convicted of impersonating? and in a pink TuTu no less. Nice likeness.

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Reply #8 February 10, 2011 5:54:15 AM
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^ https://forums.wincustomize.com/401714/page/1/#2839892

 

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Reply #9 February 10, 2011 5:58:54 AM
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I missed that one somehow. Was it good, dancing on stage with the Master Blaster. Imagine that, our Doctor Know and the Master of Gaseous Anomalies. Who'da thunk it.

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Reply #10 February 10, 2011 9:07:33 AM
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Nor the spray on condoms.

no that came in a tube like the tooth paste does

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Reply #11 February 10, 2011 10:12:33 AM
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Was it called Brush? A long time ago there was this 'male enhancement' by that name. A lot of suckers bought into it and regretted that decision. Some few of them wound up going to the hospital because it 'burned' their implants. Dopes.

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Reply #12 February 10, 2011 11:15:27 AM
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a bunch of us got arrested for going in public in outrageous fancy dress. I was the one wearing .... a pink tutu.

I know some that dress like that. I make them put on a blue tutu and they look much better. Going to have to rethink that now as you do look pretty good starkers.

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Reply #13 February 10, 2011 11:17:06 AM
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Reply #14 February 10, 2011 12:12:17 PM
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Was it called Brush? A long time ago there was this 'male enhancement' by that name. A lot of suckers bought into it and regretted that decision. Some few of them wound up going to the hospital because it 'burned' their implants. Dopes.

I know a bloke who once tried a male enhancement product.... now he can't go to the beach.

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Reply #15 February 10, 2011 2:56:11 PM
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Was it Third-Leg-Limp?

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Reply #16 February 11, 2011 11:46:14 AM
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Was it Third-Leg-Limp?

No, but the other day he saw a woman fall out of her top in the supermarket car park.  Apparently he got a little excited and momentarily lost control. 

The woman later told police that she received the bruises as he made his escape on a pogo stick. 

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Reply #17 February 11, 2011 12:02:49 PM
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How do you 'fall' out of your 'top'? If top in on top you can't fall out unless you put both arms straight up and wiggle down hoping the top stays up top.

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Reply #18 February 11, 2011 12:09:35 PM
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Current robotic manipulation systems, while they perform well, have yet to demonstrate proficiency. They require burdensome human interaction and the full attention of the operator. So much for autonomous implants.

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Reply #19 February 11, 2011 8:09:50 PM
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So much for autonomous implants.

I dunno, in my younger days my implant had a mind of its own.

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