Its easy to do Frankief. Find an old milk bottle, glass is preferable, with a twist top. Open it outside to let in the warm. Seal it up tight with beeswax, two layers and stamp it with any ring to seal it good. Next find a Fed-Ex truck, tell the driver it is an experimental air sample from Oldavai Gorge and it must get to West Chester Pa ASAP. This way the driver will be sure to handle it with the upmost care while he and or she drives half around from wherever you are to here so I can have the warm from where you are. Okay? Okay.
...but it doesn't have to go that far, Wisconsin is closer!!! 
