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Reply #176 January 24, 2011 11:03:01 PM
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Uvah is so old... he actually remembers the art of narrative writing.

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Reply #177 February 19, 2011 10:22:23 PM
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DrJBHL is so old.... the two birds in the bush [as opposed to the one in his hand] were pterodactyls.

Uvah is sol old... he believed many hands make light work, so he kindly offered Noah a hand to build the Ark.

Dave Bax is so old... he got out of Pharaoh's kitchen because he couldn't stand the heat.

sydneysiders is so old... she conveniently got out of Pharaoh's kitchen by telling him that too many cooks spoil the broth.

 

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Reply #178 February 19, 2011 10:48:41 PM
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Starkers is so old, his birthstone is magma.

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Reply #179 February 20, 2011 6:43:14 AM
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aunteachrist is so old ....... [enter gender here] first wheel prototype failed because the corners were too sharp.

Starkers is so old ...... he fashioned the chisel for aunteachrist to hone the next update.

sydneysiders is so old ....... she provided the mallet.

DaveBax is so old ...... he was the scribner what recorded the making of it.

DrJBHL is so old ...... he stood by, bandaids in hand, in case anyone mashed a thumb.

I'm so old .... I sat there eating and drinking watching the whole thing.

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Reply #180 February 20, 2011 8:11:41 AM
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I'm so old .... I sat there eating and drinking watching the whole thing.

Uvah is so old that the he was eating went stale and the went flat, when ordering a fresh he fell off the stool cos the price was way too expencive and when it came too the    the barmaid said  oh that's a week old 

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Reply #181 February 20, 2011 11:20:35 AM
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Mrs_ starkers is so old, her first child is Mother Nature.

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Reply #182 February 20, 2011 1:51:48 PM
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aunteachrist is so old mrs starkers first born called him great gramps. Then along came starkers and his first fart caused the big bang.

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Reply #183 February 20, 2011 2:26:32 PM
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Quoting Uvah,
reply 182
aunteachrist is so old mrs starkers first born called him great gramps. Then along came starkers and his first fart caused the big bang.

 

Uvah is so old, that this post was sent 15.6 billion yeas ago.

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Reply #184 February 20, 2011 2:41:30 PM
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And it took 15.7 billion years for aunteachrist to learn how to read it. And he still squints cause glasses having not yet been invented are waiting for him to pick them up but he forgot where to go soooooooo ...... Starkers, being the ever vigilant Master Blaster went there and with mrs starkers helping out blew the cosmos into tiny pieces until the glasses decided to show themselves. 

Cool story huh.

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Reply #185 February 20, 2011 6:07:23 PM
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Little known fact, the Stones had originally named the tune "Uvah is on my side", but the record label never thought it would sell. And thus, their classic was born.

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Reply #186 February 21, 2011 10:57:03 PM
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aunteachrist is so old... the 'Stones' of his youth had to beat sticks stones [hence the name] and old bones together to make music.

Uvah is so old.... he bought their first recording... on a stone disc.

sydneysiders is so old.... she invented a new dance to go with the new tune.

Dave Bax is so old... he complained this new rock n' roll music was too loud.

Doc is so old.... he treated Dave's ears with drops and wrote a prescription for ear muffs.

Jafo is so old... he was inspired by the music and started his "People Will Hit Me, But..." thread,

Fuzzy Logic is so old... he was toe tapping to the music of the previous era.

Hankers is so old.... he moderated that music for inappropriate content,

Snowman is so old.... he kept the inappropriate content he moderated for his own personal collection.

WOM is so old.... he shook his head and wondered where the morals of the younger generation had gone.

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Reply #187 February 21, 2011 11:16:49 PM
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Starkers is so old his first   was "Lucy".

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Reply #188 February 21, 2011 11:20:14 PM
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aunteachrist is so old.... his first kiss was from one of Cain and Abel's cast off Neanderthal ladies.

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Reply #189 February 21, 2011 11:31:29 PM
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Starkers is so old, his first karma point came from Vishnu.

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Reply #190 February 21, 2011 11:46:33 PM
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aunteachrist is so old.... he WAS one of the 7 plagues God visited upon Egypt.

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Reply #191 February 22, 2011 5:14:11 AM
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All you Dudes and Dudettes are so old ....... the first WC Forum was held atop Mt. Everest when it was a mound of grass on a hilly knob FrogBoy found when looking for a place to teach how to skin stuff. The examples he brought to show others what he had done so far were sitting inside cages shivering because their 'skins' were laid out on the ground for all to see.

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Reply #192 February 23, 2011 12:09:08 AM
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Uvah is so old... he has become immune to the effects of marydiduana and has progressed to smoking something a bit stronger.  ^

 

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