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Reply #101 November 9, 2010 10:03:40 AM
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sydneysiders is so old ...... she made her tag with a stone and a bone she stole from HG_Eliminators trash heap.

HG_Eliminator is so old ...... his tag was found alongside the fossilized booger under the rock in Normandy. Still all musty and slimy.

starkers is so old ...... the cosmic background radiation is actually an echo of his first bark.

XX is so old ...... the rock from Mars found in the Antarctic was his first hammer that he threw away after it broke.

WebGizmos is so old ...... he still hasn't found the turnaround to point him in this direction. He found the one that said 'Fresh Megalodon steaks sold here. Price reduction, Was 6 stones, two pebbles. Now 3 stones, four pebbles per pound. He bought ten pounds worth then went to his bud's cave high up on the Ayer's Rock and asked his missus if he could cook them on her brand new used fire pit. His bud's missus said yes providing that he leave the curry home as there is enough left over from CabbageFest. Meanwhile starkers, who was out back in the Outback, was raking dino dung into piles for philly0381's next barbeque to be held inside the main circle at Stonehenge on the first day of the new millennium during the Summer Solstice. Attendees include Xiandi in her new Sabretooth shawl. Jazzilady sporting an ankle length fur coat she skinned from a giant Armadillo. Jafo in his new and improved F-105D rock flyer costume. Island Dog wearing the one piece fishnet k10w3 made for him out of baleen she got at half price from Bichur's Troll Booth Trading Post and me ....... all decked out in the latest Spermwhale skin fashion zootsuit.

 

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Reply #102 November 9, 2010 2:57:16 PM
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Uvah is so old, when they iterviewed him on stonehedge, he said "Bah why ask me, it wasn't me, it was my grandchildren who made em!"

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Reply #103 January 13, 2011 7:14:48 AM
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I'm so old.... they're going to make my first hip replacement out of dinosaur bone to keep the materials relatively the same age.

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Reply #104 January 13, 2011 7:22:11 AM
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starkers is so old he's storing up all the residual gas from his curried cabbage to blow all the water back where it came from in one swell foop ... err ... fell swoop. Hehe

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Reply #105 January 13, 2011 7:30:07 AM
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Quoting starkers,
reply 103
I'm so old.... they're going to make my first hip replacement out of dinosaur bone to keep the materials relatively the same age.

I'm so happy to see starkers, I don't care how old he is.

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Reply #106 January 13, 2011 7:38:44 AM
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Amen to that!

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Reply #107 January 13, 2011 7:43:59 AM
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I'm so happy to see starkers, I don't care how old he is.

Well I'll be blowed.... somebody who's actually older n' me.

Doc is so old... the bone for my hip replacement was harvested from his first pet dinosaur.

Uvah is so old.... a witch doctor from the Triassic Period cured him of hiccups by scaring him with a snarling velociraptor.

 

BTW, Doc, congrats on your promotion to moderator....

.... see, that experience moderating the Old Testament paid off after all.

 

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Reply #108 January 13, 2011 8:02:58 AM
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experience moderating the Old Testament

My buds back.

starkers is so old his hip replacement came from the Smithsonian's ...... Old Bones Without a Name Department.

DrJBHL is so old his Mod Badge had to be resurrected from the Paleolithic lost and found.

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Reply #109 January 13, 2011 9:08:02 AM
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experience moderating the Old Testament

My buds back.

Uvah's so old.... Doc booted him off the compilation of the Old Testament because he was the scribe who made unwanted reference to: "And lo, back in the old days we used to smoke this parchment stuff rolled up with some mind altering green weed we found in the Garden under THE apple tree ."

Doc is so old... his first snuff box contained powdered Brontosaurus bones.

XX is so old.... Stonehenge was but a twinkle in Uvah's grand children's eyes... and was these as the first stone was hewn from the quarry with primitive flint axes.

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Reply #110 January 13, 2011 9:24:53 AM
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I am so old I feel like it   starkers always said he is only as old as the woman he feels hmmmmm so where does that leave me

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Reply #111 January 13, 2011 9:46:41 AM
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.... see, that experience moderating the Old Testament paid off after all.

Bounced baby Moses on me knee after his mum set him afloat.

Doc is so old... his first snuff box contained powdered Brontosaurus bones.

*he's pushing it...

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Reply #112 January 13, 2011 10:05:43 AM
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Bounced baby Moses on me knee after his mum set him afloat.

Next you'll be telling us that you handed him the chisel to carve the 10 Commandments in the tablets of stone.... and attended his injuries when he missed with the mallet.

Doc is so old.... he almost made it into the "11" Commandments when Moses thought: "Thou shalt not pay the good doctor with sheep or goats." but thought better of it when a voice from the heavens asked what he was up to.

*he's pushing it.

And with a bit more practice.... who knows how adept I'll become.

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Reply #113 January 13, 2011 10:24:51 AM
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Doc is so old, his Social Security Number is 1.

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Reply #114 January 13, 2011 10:34:33 AM
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And with a bit more practice.... who knows how adept I'll become.[/quote]

Right now you're at:

@RPGFX:  [quote who="RPGFX" reply="113" id="2867155"]Doc is so old, his Social Security Number is 1.

LOL! I was around before Social and Security!

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Reply #115 January 13, 2011 11:09:42 AM
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LOL! I was around before Social and Security!

 

Ok, fine... then you're so old your PHONE number is 1.

 

Better?

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Reply #116 January 13, 2011 11:42:19 AM
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Im so old i use partially dried pillow drool to glue beard hair to the top of my head

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Reply #117 January 13, 2011 12:13:04 PM
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That's just wrong, John.

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Reply #118 January 13, 2011 12:20:51 PM
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Im so old i use partially dried pillow drool to glue beard hair to the top of my head

As Jim would say, "Send me the graphics."

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Reply #119 January 13, 2011 12:21:38 PM
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That's just wrong, John.

 

Well, at least im not giving out peoples phone numbers

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Reply #120 January 13, 2011 12:50:52 PM
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Well, at least im not giving out peoples phone numbers

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Reply #121 January 13, 2011 1:05:20 PM
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As a group we're so old Neolithic is what they used to describe the way we 'skin'. Get it... Neolithic skin .... never mind.

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Reply #122 January 13, 2011 11:44:48 PM
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Right now you're at:

Hehe, I'm so old, envelopes in my youth had wheels because stone tables were so heavy.

Ok, fine... then you're so old your PHONE number is 1.



Better?

Actually, No.

Doc is So old....the second form of long-distance communication he used was a flaming arrow... because his carrier pigeons kept getting shot down by people trying to contact him.... with flaming arrows

Im so old i use partially dried pillow drool to glue beard hair to the top of my head

You're lucky, John, that you have a smooth head to glue beard hair to....

Uvah is so old.... the pillow drool that he uses to glue bear hair to his head disappears into deep wrinkles and nothing sticks.

Well, at least im not giving out peoples phone numbers

vStyler is so old.... not only can't he remember people's phone numbers to give out, he can't even remember who has the phone on.

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Reply #123 January 14, 2011 5:50:59 AM
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Starkers is so old....the only continent he knows....... is incontinent.....

He's so old that he was overjoyed when Depends came along...that is, until the recent flooding...btw, I wonder if he wasn't part of the cause of it!

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Reply #124 January 14, 2011 8:09:19 AM
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starkers is so old his implant was made from a trilobite tail and that was recalled because he complained it was too stiff. His replacement was a brand new used hockey stick stolen from the Pangea Ugg-a-Buggs.

Doc is so old he supervised the installation.

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Reply #125 January 14, 2011 9:29:11 AM
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Well, at least im not giving out peoples phone numbers

And social security numbers too! 

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