XX is so old... he tried to patent fire.

Uvah is so old... he tried to patent the wheel.

I'm so old... I can remember when the WC forums had participants rather than scores of lurkers.

Hehe, syd, I'll pay that one.

Sydneysiders is so old... her job as a veterinary nurse was cut short by a T-Rex eating her boss during a dental check up. 

DaveBax is so old... his first annoying communication to DrJBHL was delivered by pterodactyl airmail.

DrJBHL is to old.. his first two patients were the result of a club fight. No silly, not in a nightclub, a fight with Stone Age clubs.

Uvah is so old... he took over the practice and turned it into a store selling herbal solutions or medicinal AND recreational use.

vStyler is so old...his first 'windowblind' was some beautifully crafted banana leaves over the cave door to give some 'drop shadow' to the cave lounge room, with an exceptional 'log on'...'log off' fireplace fully equipped for him to 'roll up' his bearskin sleeves and 'start menu' preparation of the T-Rex steaks and enjoy with a drop of amber liquid whilst leaning on the huge mammoth ivory 'tusk bar' against the wall studded in a 'shell style'.

starkers is so old he invented the first enema and had to test it the old fashioned way, suck it up and shove it up.

DaveBax is so old he once skinned a Mastadon while riding shotgun on a giant sloth with DrJBHL and his new and improved blow gun.

vStyler is so old his initials were found carved in a fossilized tree trunk found under three miles of ice in Antarctica.

sydneysiders is so old her avatar has Alhziemers.

Uvah is so old... his butt hairs look more like the giant vines Tarzan used to swing on.

DrJBHL is so old.... he fashioned the first hypodermic needle from a prehistoric mosquito's sucker.

sydneysiders is so old... her high school geography atlas only covered one continent... Pangaea.

DaveBax is so old.... there were no history lessons when he went to high school... as none had been written by then.

JuniorCrooks is so old... there were no metalwork classes when he went to high school... they were still working in stone.

Fuzzy Logic is so old.... corporal punishment at his high school was administered with a club.

Now there's a low blow.

Sydneysiders is so old her dress size was measured in grains of sand picked up by her buddy Og as they strolled along the shore of the Tethys sea.

Starkers is so old his implant was manufactured by Og and Moog. It was the thirty day trial version.

That's right. I sat back and collected all the good stuff while you, starkers, sydneysiders, Doc, Fuzzy Logic, Jafo, Xiandi, XX, did I miss someone? all out there risking limb and implant chasing down those badass Wooly Mammouths at the same time you're trying to choose who's gonna grab the tail ... again.

HG_Eliminator is so old he beta tested dirt.

oh wait thats me.. nm..

HG_Eliminator is so old he beta tested the Trojan Horse.

XX is so old his first skin was for a Neanderthal.

starkers is so old his underwear crusted over with him in them.

yeh the dern thing was to small and talk about splinters!! 

Bichur is so old... his stump was one of the original Ginkgo Biloba saplings......  and he planted it....  for the dinosaurs to munch on.. 

Hehe, gotta pay that one.

sydneysiders is so old... her mother used to have to milk a woolly mammoth to fill her bottle for 2.00am feeds

Bichur is so old... he domesticated that woolly mammoth

XX is so old... he helped Bichur build the corral they kept it in.

HG Eliminator is so old... he trained pterodactyls to poop on the president's statue.

Uvah is so old.... archaeologists have linked his DNA to a fossilised booger found stuck to the under-side of a stone table in a cave in Normandy.

Webgizmos is so old.... he created the dock for Cleopatra's barge to tie up at.

Philly is so old... his first suite pre-dates the suite of dirges played at Caesar's funeral.

It's thought that he was the first Flemish....