starkers is so old.... we beg him NOT to go starkers.

starkers is so old ... he farts T. Rex bones.

RnD is so old... that when Doc hit the switch he found RnD standing there.

Doc is so old that when you ask what year he was born, he replies with...'Many moons have past'

Starkers was so old when "Let there be light" was spoken, he said "Again?"

Lets face it...When he was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick."

Elvee is so old the candles on his birthday cake raised the earth's temperature by 3 degrees.

starkers is so old that when he was a kid rainbows were black and white.

Old? Well, starkers is so old the "Big Bang" blinded him.

Old? Starkers wa ancient when the Grand Canyon was scratch in the ground.

Wizard1956 is so old... his first pet was a brontosaurus and he wore woolly underpants woven from mammoth fur.

Fuzzy Logic is so old... Friday night at the racetrack was a trip to the coliseum to watch the chariot races.

Jafo is so old... the land mass was called Gondwanaland when he was a lad, and he could walk to New Zealand.

Philly is so old.... Methuselah processed his pension claim.

Hankers is so old... he remembers the Ming Dynasty... just.

WOM is so old... he handed the cave painters their brushes.

Redneck Dude is so old... he remembers the first Ice Age and having to wear a peter heater to stop icicles forming on his dingle-dangle.

And just for a change...

Teddybearcholla is so old.... her first set of dentures were made by King tut's dentist.

K10w3 is so old... she copied her homework off Noah's missus and left graffiti in the toilets on the Ark.

IROKONESS is so old... she gave Cleopatra a good run for her money regarding the affections of Mark Anthony.

You guys are so old you all had to do a google search for old people jokes!

RedneckDude is so old, it took Google 3 years to map all his wrinkles.

My turn...

Starkers is son old the first stars were pinpricks in his jammies.

WebGizmos is so old the web and the gizmo were sparkles in their daddy's eyes.

DrJBHL is so old Hippocrates used his bod as a template.

Jafo is so old the Earth was still regurgitatng itself.

DaveBax is so old old wasn't even invented yet.

RedneckDude is so old the D in DX was scratched in sand by a pollywog.

Wizard1956 is so old zero was a figment of somebodys imagination.

Jazzilady is so old walls were made of mud by the side of the Nile.

Island Dog is so old he predates cognitive thought.

RedneckDude is so old he thinks a thought process is some way to distill gin in his living room.