Oh sure like you've never cashed a check for 360 billion dollars at the age of 21..
Apparently, he'd been a randy little bugger for a while and he was hoping it'd cover his child payments for a couple of years. 
I liked the one about the bloke who stole his neighbours curtains and hung them in his own windows in plain view... fumb ducker. Like his lawyer said, it was not a crime of sophistication.
I'll always remember the one about a burglar I read about a few years ago. He broke into a small town jewelers through a skylight over the Easter long weekend... trouble was, while he lowered himself down by rope, he couldn't climb back up the rope to extricate himself, and he could not exit through the alarmed triple locked doors or the fixed plate glass windows and was trapped. He entered on the Friday evening.... come 5.00am Monday morning he'd become so cold and hungry he rang 911 for somebody to come get him out.
Talk about fumb duckers.... shoulda packed himself lunch and wore his thermal underwear. 
