whilst the Cap'n holds fast to the wheel.
It bain't be tha wheel wot I be holdin' mer bucko...
... that cleaners be in tha lavertree an' 'em ses fer I t' tie a knot in it 'til they be finished. 
I think after wee-wee-weeing all the way home, everyone must be feeling a bit.......drained.
I be faar frum darained, I'll tell 'e. If'n them thar cleaners don't git thar arses outta tha levertree all fast, like.... thar'll be an inundashun that'd put tha fear o' God inta Noah 'imself.
Oh now I see. Doc has the flu and the starkers is taking over for him till he gets better.
Whatcha mean, 'til Doc gets better??? Given his recent semi-retirement, I am taking over 20% of his "let's piss Dave off" responsibilities in a more permanent basis. I'm just awaiting the appropriate paperwork to arrive, which is just a formality, really, and I'll be into it like a rat up a drainpipe with a feral cat right up his. clacker
Yeah, Doc tells me open season on DaveBax's starts on Sunday. 
