Not really!   By the time he paid the bail bondsman and the court costs he'd worked pimped all that week for nothing.

Makes me wanna keep Kosher and even become a vegetarian.

Jeez... I thought the brains wall was bad. This one? Yuk. You win, Wiz!  

I wonder. Did the oink in the piggie leak out after they ... you know ... or did the piggie do all his oinking while looking right at that pig sticker?

Oohh ... that's one helluva OUCH!

It must've been a good squeal because it set off car alarms for seven and a half miles all over town. Not only that but someone reported a rather large pig sticker stolen from a backyard rotisserie. Evidently this dude had one of his own on the spit all juiced up and ready to go.

I was going to but had second thoughts... in case that wee lil piggy suffered a massive trauma from looking up and seeing his daddy on a spit.

weee weeeee weeeeeeeeeeeee!

You deserve to suffer. For a long time. With no help.

I dunno, if he keeps weeing at this rate he might wee himself into a watery grave.

It could be the greatest deluge since the days of Noah

Apparently the army is breaking out its fleet of amphibian vehicles just in case... and the airforce has taken its seaplane fleet out of mothballs

I'm just hoping my local army surplus store has some of those guaranteed to keep your head above water life jackets left.... I'd hate to go under and get a mouthful.

and btw, "weeeeee weeeeeeee weeeeeeeeee!" has nothing to do with urinary issues. it just so happens i love that commercial.

and is having a snowball fight with pitching great randy johnson a good idea?

I just bought one too and it has a no return policy attached. Where you been MaDeez?????

Cloooose.... but from what I've heard, microscopic is closer.... maybe a microscopic monolith (I hear he lithpth too, if you get my meaning).