Look Doc, I'm not drinking nitro glycerin for you or anybody.
How did I get into this? I was studiously avoiding this Existential thread when up pops you and "Just when I thought I was free....starkers drags me back in!".
Sorry 'bout that, Doc, I got a bit confused because I do recall you telling me that a drop of nitro glycerin in water was waaay better than Viagra... that the climax is sheet shredding, star seeing and like caboom for both parties.
Dunno that it was such good advice, tho! I went to both those parties and not a cracker. 
I think he had to much nitro.
Come to think of it, which I do, it probably was one drop too many.... which probably isn't such a good combination with curried cabbage Every time I fart the windows rattle, the chandeliers rattle and a green smoke fills the room.
Yea, go ahead and blame it on someone else when you know you start all the problems.
Thanks Dave, I'm so glad you got my back on this one. Like I twisted his arm to come in here! Nah, the doc came in here of his own volition, didn't he? Like how is it my fault if he chose to stick around for a bit?
Or was it too much of that curried cabbage supreme. You know, that stuff has yet to be approved by the F. B. of T. T. O. not to mention the G. of P. P. and the F. F. U. and...... the U. of M. B. Oh ... did I forget to mention mrs starkers. Careful now. Wouldn't want the Feds to get hold of you. Lol
Now now, Uvah, stop giving all these gov't departments ideas to come in and regulate things. We don't need more regulations. No, what we need is abolishment, starting with political think tanks and committees, bureaucratic fat cats and pencil pushers.... and the abolishment of taxes on such natural things as flatulence and other bodily functions. There aren't too many pleasures in life that aren't taxed, so how about we keep mum here and not give the bastards any ideas, OK?
