Not being one to let a chance go by, and knowing that mrs starkers had not yet seen it, I loaded up Zombie Breakout on my desktop and called out to her: "Hey, you should see what's gotten into my monitor."
From upstairs (the computers are downstairs) mrs starkers responds: "What... what got into your monitor?"
Me: "You gotta come see for yourself.... like you wouldn't believe me unless you see it for yourself."
That did the trick! Her curiosity was aroused and I could hear her coming down the stairs to investigate....
mrs starkers: "Alright, what's gotten into your monitor?"
With that I placed the cursor on the start button and clicked
mrs starkers: "EEEWWW..... MAGGOTS!!!!!!"
A moment goes by and she asks: "How the f**k did they get in there??? You bin down here eating again, haven't you??? Looks to me like you've been eating down here again, spilt something, and now you've got maggots in there cos flies like to breed after a good feed."
Hehe, how I kept a straight face for as long as I did I don't know, but after about 6 or 7 minutes I let her off the hook and told her it was a part of the new WB by k10w3.
I got a bit of a cuff around the ear for being a sassy pain in the arse, but it was worth it. 
