It's all about focussing your Chi, banana, just focus your Chi.

now that i have returned, i can offer some pearls of advice (as well as upping Jafo's stress levels back to where they should be )

first things first, remember that bananana's do NOT make good network connectors, or modem replacements, no matter WHAT the sales people try to tell you

anyway, Chi, Ki, or Kundalini, first find your belly button. if that isnt working, find someone else's, preferably someone who wont mind you making a detailed and intricate investigation of there anatomy

Ki is generally sourced from the second chackra, which is normally just below and behind your belly button. due to its proximity and the general properties of morphic resonance and spare belly button fluff you find should be treated with extream care, since it is often the repository of all that power and energy.


bananafactor - I just seem to turn into a dragon from time to time, throw a few fireballs and switch back at random.

this is perfecly normal behavour during some of the more interesting mating rituals of the greater dracoforms. of course then the form switches are normally performed at very high altitude, so that there is time for someone to notice that no one is flying before they crash.

it seems that your problem is that people dont understand. this is in fact quite normal. however, you should be careful, since a little while ago there was a certain amount of dracoform hunting going on

feline keeps an eye out for Elfkura

you should probably try and keep out of any active hunting grounds until you have got a better grasp of your form

Lol...

feline- remember that bananana's do NOT make good network connectors, or modem replacements

don't replace my modem! Don't anyone dare come near my modem, I'm a cyberaddict and will do anything to protect my modem!

that made clear, I study your advice with interest... ... ... -dragonhunting?

you mean... like the elf did - locking the icedragon up at home just so he keeps the food fresh?

-banana is off to some dark forest, hiding behind a big tree

I wouldn't worry about the Elf. She's been calm ever since I nagged her fur and gave it to feline-in-cat-form to use as a bed.

besides: sorry for the personal pronoun thing, feline. I'm just too used to them from 'real life'

-banana peeks out from behind the tree
so you think it's safe to come out?

i wouldnt worry to much, i am trying out a "cunning" tackic to deal with the gun toating Elfkura and her craeonics fetish

man (<-don't take that pronoun personally), you really have a _bad_ case of doreenosis

Ok, I have to admit it was a -big- tree, and perhaps I wasn't completely hidden. or not at all. but it did make me feel safer when I was thinking of all the hunters around...

feline- no wonder i have been gone for so long

well, I'm happy to see you back again I hope you didn't really try the banana-thing, whatever the salesmen told you?? would explain that you stayed away from this homely board for so long

feline - i wouldnt worry to much, i am trying out a "cunning" tackic to deal with the gun toating Elfkura and her craeonics fetish

yeah, I remember seeing them running away casing each other. By the way: has any of them been seen around since that?

feline - what is this "real life" thing?????

thats that dark place outside your safe room, where people live who can exist and feel relatively sane without even seeing a pc all of their life, scary creatures... they don't fall into the category "those of us who love our computers, never go out, are allergic to sunlight, and are a fond of interesting if odball facts", by the way.
The place where the unlucky and thoroughly unaesthetic (spelling? jafo help!) habit of pinning you down to one pronoun - specificating your sexuality - came up.
don't think about it too much. It's bad for you as it limits your mind, that place.

Where? where?

- banana focuses her chi and touches her belly, changes back from her dracoform and tries to look innocent

now, where's the elf?

now, how did that happen? elf, are you alright? elf? - seems like she really doesn't feel well. Sorry about that, I didn't mean to. But that's what you get for chasing people (or dragons) around with a wincustomize gun... at least crae and me are safe now

bananafactor - man (<-don't take that pronoun personally), you really have a _bad_ case of doreenosis

flatterer!

bananafactor - well, I'm happy to see you back again I hope you didn't really try the banana-thing, whatever the salesmen told you?? would explain that you stayed away from this homely board for so long

bananana thing? have you been listening to *those* rumors again? it was really an innocent mistake anyone could have made