I thought this thread was Show us your Penthouse, not show us your Dick.
I'm so glad I refrained from posting, I would have been so embarrassed.
Personally, I blame 'skinhit'. He is the root of all that is wrong with everything I can point a finger at and say 'FAIL!'. This is obvious for many reasons, the least of which being that I know it can't be me because I am so fucking awesome.
In the meantime, I would be happy to start a 'Dick Swinging' thread if someone else would supply the ruler. And no metric crap...that's cheating!
Alas, I have no penthouse to show as I cannot find the skin??? SO I will fall back on one of my favs. I present my Elephant Suit...Lucy The Elephant...under whom which I stole many a kiss in my younger days playing guitar and singing on the Atlantic City Boardwalks.
