Jafo never wins anything....
Same here... can't win a flamin' argument, so why would I bother to enter competitions.
Don't go fishing, either.... cos I can't catch a cold. Nope, those bastards fall on me like a ton o' bricks.
Yup, my luck is so bad, if it was raining hookers I'd get washed down the gutter with a gay banker.
Must admit, tho, my luck of late has improve a little. The other day it was raining politicians and I got washed down the gutter with my ex-missus.
Yeah, she wanted to get together to celebrate out 25th divorce anniversary... which wasn't so bad after all. It gave me 25 reasons to be cheerful.
