Adults can use any of these products. Children age two years and older can take diphenhydramine (Benadryl) and dimenhydrinate (>Dramamine). Children age six years and older can take cyclizine (>Marezine). For children over age 12 years, meclizine (>Bonine) is available. For the best results, you should take these drugs and repeat as needed according to the product instructions. Drowsiness is the most commonly reported side effect of these products. Benedryl should not be used in cases of Prostate hypertrophy.

You must take an additional step and research (or ask your Pharmacist if he/she isn't bloated with curried cabbage) whether the med you select interacts with any med you may be taking, or any other medical problem you might have. Gas is NOT a contraindication for these medicines.

Promethazine (not OTC) is the drug of choice (prescription) (but, Valium is used to treat sensitivity problems of the Vestibulum, btw...which sounds to me as if it could help).

Welcome, dear friend. Sorry, but a bad case of the booms and  v e r y  s l o w  loading made this response longer in coming than intended.

At least some of these painkillers could prevent you from spattering the bowl...

That's better than a superfluous nipple.

Update - Referral for USC August 3rd.

On the job front - Today I was offered a chance to train under the VP of Operations to take over when he leaves with a local company...at a ridiculous amount of money compared to what I was making at the last job..plus a car. After fighting the urge to hyperventilate and ask them if they were out of their minds (They don't know me like you all do), I said I would take the job. I may be on the road a lot and the opportunity to go to Georgia and be in the SAME STATE as skinhit was to good to pass up'. Hell, I would have taken it for minimum wage as long as I could use the job as an alibi excuse to visit that wonderful state.

The only thing that stresses me more than shit going bad is when it all suddenly seems to good to be true. Is there a medicine for that?

Wonderful news, Noah!

Be well, my friend and remember I still have a skype account if you feel like gabbing now and then

Didn't I comment that your a1949 would bring you good karma? I couldn't be happier for ya, Po'... you deserve! [*doc refuses to say just what  ]

Now then, as to third nipples:

LINK

LINK   Exerpt:

Nebbish as world conqueror?
Most people don’t count the original “Casino Royale” as a Bond movie. Those are people with no sense of fun. Everything doesn’t have to be non-stop grim testosterone poisoning all the time, does it?

We’re all grown-ups here and we can handle a wacky send-up with Woody Allen as the villainous “Dr. Noah,” can’t we?

Best of all? A question asked two years ago on Yahoo by a certain N.H. (wonder who that could be?) from of all places? Irmo, S.C.

Nah, extreme internal heat ensures there's no bowl spatter... it's just gas, gas and more gas.

Now that is really good news, my friend.  I am very pleased for you indeed, and all the best in your new employment

Is that even legal????   Seems to me, there'd be several code violations if you two were ever in the same place at the same time.  For a start, there'd be too much infectious laughter and hilarity, giggling to the extreme, and neighbours everywhere would be complaining.  Personally, I say go for it.  It might be a case of "there goes the neighbourhood" for some, but bugger 'em, right?

These come in quite handy, so I'm told.  Me alien mate, Gorg, says they're brilliant, but then... women on his planet have 3 breasts, so he's used to the extra nipple.  Probably just as well they've got 3 tits, then!  If the extra nipple was on the same one I'd get mighty confused.

sorry to say PO but i stink at jokes

so here's hoping you feel better soon