Meh - Even as a scouser, I'm laughing at some of the yanks' comments
@ wulfn - Have you seen what the government has made the country in the past few years? It's become such a nanny state that even strict babysitters are put to shame. At least the General Election is next Summer for us - Sooner Blair's out the better >
@ ToeJo - Try singing this http://atomfilms.shockwave.com/af/content/this_land_af with a Texas yankie accent
@ tehStealth - Don't get me started on London's bid for the 2012 Olympics it's as ridiculous as the thought of Brad taking in IOUs for subscriptions
@ PixelCargo - Meh, only in the South (bloody Cockney pixies). Up in the north breaks are usually lagers & bitters

None of that weak-ass Budweiser
@ DOCMARS, Spookymuffin - The leaflet is as simple as it can get so its readers can understand it. After all, there was the rumour that the leaflet was only to be internally distributed around the government
@ Ogy Ego - I'll get the torches for the mob.
@ thecheeks - Just do like most of us Brits are doing - Pay no attention to the bloody books they give out. TBH I prefer the parody site anyway
@ webgizmos - Not a bad idea. Hopefully if they attack, they'll do it when I'm, er, playing games with my girlfriend. That way, I won't need to be taped up
To be honest, the actual leaflet is a load of BS. I was in Warrington at the time of the IRA bomb in '93, and we never needed any of this "info" - We just got on and repaired the damage. Needing all of this is an insult to the population.