That would make a perfect wedding gift.  Now I wonder who's getting married soon.

I don't know about you people, but I don't need one.....

YA RIGHT.....  

I need this to save *myself*

Looks like an I.D. Stardock vid to me

Unfortunately it is NOT starkers-proof poof.

Like most highly lethal Aussie life forms, the *good* Capn's ...*products* would make short work indeed of this blanket.

Somebody had to come up with a way to take the fun out of bedtime, didn't they!!!! 

Now I want this post taken down before mrs starkers sees it, ya hear.  We have higher priorities and I don't want to have to pay out for what essentially would be a 'wet blanket'.

To be honest, I don't see how that blanket would... could be effective, anyhow.  From my experience, the rich aroma of curried cabbage wafts up from under the sheets/blankets, rather than through them....

So unless that gap at the top were closed.....

Hehehe!!!!  In fact, this blanket could be fun.... like an incubator of sorts.  One would only have to hold down the blanket at the top and allow the 'silent but deadly' to ferment a while.  With the blanket and body heat combined.... well yeah.  You'd have the ultimate in 'dutch ovens'

Of course not!!!   My barks are powerful enough to blow that thing clean off the bed.   I've awoken feeling cold on more than one occasion, only to find the bed linen and blankets rotating on the ceiling fan.

Sick, funny, bastard Pirate King. You and yer frakkin' farts. Thank G-d you live in were banished to Australia, bitch. 

I wonder if it needs to be replaced when it gets full? In starkers case that could get expensive!

wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy toooo late

hmmm, well yes I think you would have to replace it every so often as  this would corrode

Expensive? ... all that trapped natural gas I would call it a resource.

When full sell them to China, just imagine the carbon credits you could gain. Stop global warming NOW!!

having a smoke in bed could be a bit of a worry