If you want to get totally boring, hide your dock off-screen when not in use.
Or go in and set your transparency to make it complete invisivble...can't get much more boring than that! 
What version of ObjectDock, free or plus?
I run plus and it doesn't seem to have any options to do what you want. Almost sounds like Right Click is what you are looking for but at the present time it doesn't work on Win 7.
What OS are you running?
He wanted something boring...and he wanted to do it with OD...doesn't matter if it is plus or not...they both use side docks...hello! 