Your front door mat says "wel.com home"
You start thinking names like damsel, gnome, azz, astro, etc., are normal...and names like john, linda, etc., are weird!
You pick up the phone line whilst it is connected to the net and hear the "schschschsch" sound, You try to communicate with it, and succeed!
Your famous last words are "i'll be off here in just a few more minutes"!
You get serious withdrawl symptoms after being away from the puter for 10 minutes!
You can quote HTML tags and attributes from memory!
You head for the bathroom in the middle of the night and on the way detour to the puter!
You pay for unlimited hours and your ISP tells you that you have exceeded the hour limit!
You end up peeing your pants cause you're afraid you will miss something if you get up from the puter!
When someone asks you for your address you automatically give them your email address!
Your arm is permanetly in mouse clicking position!
You go outside and are surprized that vegetation still exists!
Your friends start to send you get well cards!
You reach for the delete key to hang up on a person!
You suffer withdrawl symptoms if you aren't on the puter daily!
Your butt sticks to the desk chair!
You get up in the middle of the night and make sure you're still securely connected!
You have more friends on-line than off-line!
You call in sick to work to help an online friend deal with a problem caused by another online friend!
You burned down the house with that cigarette in the ashtray!
You wake up and the first thing you do is turn on the puter!
You start writing and LOL in your letters in real life!
You can't drink a beer at the end of the day cause your hands are too weak from typing!
You wake up in the middle of the night to check Your e-mail!
You talk more to your puter than your spouse!

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