*BUMP*
1: So... you're the bastard who put super glue on my toilet seat this morning!
2: Please sir, Mr President, may I be excused for a moment... I think that one had lumps in it.
3: If ye'd like ta come inside fer a bit, I'll show ye what a Scotsman really has under his kilt.
4: Now, Mr Logic, is this the rock you allege came sailing through your kitchen window??
5: For goodness sake, Harold, get that smug look off your face... otherwise everyone will know it was you who farted.
6: I'm liking my stay here at the wildlife sanctuary... they even provide sex toys.
7: I know the lions are scary... and I know you're frightened... but did you really have to have that bowel explosion when I'm right behind you?
8: Honestly, occifer, one minute I'm on the set of this new sci-fi flick I'm doing and fighting off the alien bad guys... next thing I know I'm in a bank and brandishing a gun.